You are in incredible shape”, the doctor said, having given the old man a complete physical examination. “How old are you again?”
“I am 78 years old”, the man said proudly.
“78 years old?” asked the doctor. “How do you stay so healthy? You look more like a 60 year old”.
“Well”, the man said, “my wife and I made a pact when we got married, that whenever she got mad, she would go into the kitchen and cool off and I would go outside to settle down”.
“What does that have to do with looking so young and staying so healthy?” asked the doctor.
The old man replied, “I’ve pretty much lived an outdoor life”.
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