An old man goes to the doctor for a checkup and he is examined by a new doctor that he hasn’t seen before.
You are in incredible shape”, the doctor said, having given the old man a complete physical examination. “How old are you again?”
“I am 78 years old”, the old man said proudly.
“78 years old?” asked the doctor. “How do you stay so healthy? You look more like a 60 year old”.
“Well”, the old man said, “my wife and I made a pact when we got married, that whenever she got mad, she would go into the kitchen and cool off and I would go outside to settle down”.
“What does that have to do with looking so young and staying so healthy?” asked the doctor.
The old man replied, “Well Doctor, to be honest I’ve pretty much lived an outdoor life”.
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