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An Old Couple Get Married

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An old couple just get married and we have dropped in on them as they begin their honeymoon. The groom was a young 87 years old and the bride a spritely 86 years old.

In the hotel room, the elderly bride slipped into something sexy, crawled into bed and waited for her new groom to come and join her.

He was meanwhile in he bathroom, sprucing himself up before the moment that he had been waiting to arrive for so long.

She old lady waited,and she waited, until she couldn’t wait any longer.

So, she got up and went to the bathroom and opened the door.

Peering into the bathroom, she saw her husband bent over on the toilet, trying to put on a condom.

She asked him “Honey, what on earth are you doing?” and giggled loudly. “I’m 86 years old and I can’t get pregnant anymore”.

He looked up at her and said, “I know, but honey, you know how the dampness effects my arthritis”.

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