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An Old Couple Get Married

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: old couple just got married and are on their honeymoon. The groom is 87 and the bride is 86 years old.

In the hotel room, the elderly bride slips into something sexy, crawls into bed, and waits for her new groom.

He is meanwhile in he bathroom, sprucing himself up before the moment that he has been waiting to arrive for so long.

She old lady waits, and she waits, until she can’t wait any longer.

She gets up and goes to the bathroom and opens the door.

Peering in she sees her husband bent over on the toilet, trying to put on a condom.

She asks him “Honey, what on earth are you doing?” and giggles loudly. “I’m 86 years old and I can’t get pregnant anymore”.

He looks up at her and says, “I know, but honey, you know how the dampness effects my arthritis”.

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