An old couple get married and we have dropped in on them, just like a fly on the wall, as they begin their honeymoon. The groom was a young man just 87 years old and the bride a spritely 86 years old.
In their hotel room, the elderly bride slipped into something sexy, crawled into bed and waited for her new groom to come and join her.
He was meanwhile in the bathroom, sprucing himself up before the moment that he had been waiting to arrive for so long.
She old lady waited and she waited, until she couldn’t wait any longer.
So, she got up out of bed, went to the bathroom and opened the door.
Peering into the bathroom, she saw her husband bent over on the toilet, trying to put on a condom.
She asked him “Honey, what on earth are you doing?” and giggled loudly, saying to her husband, “I’m 86 years old Henry and I can’t get pregnant anymore”.
He looked up at her and said, “I know that, but honey, you know how the dampness effects my arthritis”.
I guess this proverbial fly on the wall had better buzz off and wish them luck. At this rate they are going to need all the luck they can get.
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