Here’s a lovely story for you about an old couple and Viagra.
One morning, an old man of 87 got up out of his rocking chair and began to put on his coat, much to the surprise of his wife, as he rarely even left the house.
His wife asked him, “Where are you going Arthur?”
The old man replied, “I’m going to the doctor, Betty”.
His wife said, “Why are you going to the doctor Arthur? Are you sick?”
“No”, he said. “I’m going to get me some of those Viagra pills”.
So, his wife got up out of her rocking chair and began putting on her sweater.
He said to her, “Where are you going Betty?”
She said, “I’m going to the doctor too Arthur”.
He said, “Why? Are you suddenly feeling sick?”
She replied, “Well, if you’re going to start using that rusty old thing again, I’m going to get myself a tetanus shot”.
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