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An Irishman And A Mormon

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It’s not often you find jokes about an Irishman and a Mormon, but we just happen to have one for you here. It’s an old one but a good one, hope you enjoy it.

An Irishman boarded his flight from Dublin to Salt Lake City and found himself sat next to a Mormon.

As usual, once the plane was airborne and had reached it’s cruising altitude, the flight attendants came round the cabin to offer the passengers snacks and something to drink.

The Irishman asked for a whisky, which was promptly brought to him by a flight attendant and placed on the folding tray in front of him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.

The Mormon replied in disgust, “I would rather be savagely attacked by a dozen women than let a drop of liquor touch my lips”.

The Irishman listened in surprise, then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “Me too, I didn’t know we had a choice!”

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