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An Irishman And A Greek

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An Irishman and a Greek were sitting outside a coffee shop one day and they were discussing who had the superior culture, the Irish or the Greeks.

After a few lattes, the Greek stated with superiority, “Well, my ancestors built the Parthenon, it’s a marvel of engineering”, arching his eyebrows at the Irishman.

The Irishman replied, “Well, us Irish discovered the Summer and Winter Solstice”.

The Greek retorted, “We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics”.

The Irishman, nodding in agreement, responded, “But we built the first timepieces and calendars”.

This argument went on and on for a while, until several coffees later, the Greek came up with what he thought would end the discussion once and for all.

With a flourish of finality he said, “The Greeks invented sex!”

The Irishman thought for a minute, then replied, “Indeed you did my friend, that much is true. However, it was we Irish who introduced it to women”.

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