A collection of Irish Jokes wouldn’t be complete without an Irish Pub Joke would it, so here is a classic one for you.
A man who has obviously had a few beers already, staggered up to the only other person in an Irish Pub and asked if he could buy him a drink.
“Why of course”, came the reply.
The first man then asked, “Where are you from?”
“I’m from Ireland”, the second man replied.
The first man responded, “Well blow me down, I’m from Ireland too! Lets have another round to Ireland”.
“Of course, that’s a brilliant idea”, the second man replied.
So, they ordered another couple of beers which the bartender poured for them.
Curious, the first man then asked, “So where in Ireland are you from?”
“I’m from Dublin”, came the reply.
“I can’t believe it!” the first man said. “I’m from Dublin too! Let’s have another drink to Dublin”.
“Of course”, replied the second man.
So, the barman poured them another couple of pints of beer.
Curiosity again struck and the first man asked, “So what school did you go to?”
“I went to Saint Mary’s”, replied the second man. “I graduated in ’62”.
“This is unbelievable”, the first man said. “I went to Saint Mary’s and graduated in ’62 as well!”
About that time, one of the regulars came in and sat down at the bar.
“What’s been going on?”, he asked the bartender.
“Nothing much”, the bartender replied. “The O’Malley twins are drunk again”.
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