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An English Love Poem

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This is an English love poem which I thought was so sweet and appropriate I couldn’t not share it with you.

Nobody quite writes poetry like us English, you have to admit, although the Scottish might disagree over the works of this Rabbie Burns fellow.

But ha, he’s got nothing on this classic English rhyme which I hope you enjoy and if so, please do share this page with your friends.

Ok, here we go…

Of course I love ya darling
You’re a bloody “top notch” bird
And when I say you’re gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don’t mind a bit of flab
It means that when I’m ready
There’s somethin’ there to grab

So your belly isn’t flat no more
I tell ya, I don’t care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there

No woman who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best

I’m tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you’ve got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me grannies grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get

No matter wot you look like
I’ll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the football’s on
And fetch another beer

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