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An Emergency Call

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The Doctor received an emergency call from Murphy, who appeared to be in a bit of a panic and said he had a fly in his ear.

The Doctor suggested that he try an old home remedy.

“Just pour warm olive oil into your ear and lie down for a few minutes”, the Doctor said. “When you lift your head the fly should emerge with the liquid”.

Murphy thought that sounded like a good idea, thanked the Doctor and hung up the phone.

A few minutes later, the Doctor received another phone call from Murphy.

“Into which ear should I pour the oil?”

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