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An Australian And A Scotsman

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An Australian walked into a pub and stood there at the bar, happening to stand there beside a Scotsman.

The two of them got chatting, as you do when you are standing at the bar in a pub and supping a few beers.

The Scotsman was talking away with with his best Sean Connery accent and the Australian was sounding just like Paul Hogan, remember him from Crocodile Dundee?

“Where are you from, pal?” asked the Scotsman, after they had been chatting for a while.

“I’m from the finest country in the whole wide world”, the Australian replied.

“Are you really?” the Scotsman said. “Well ye have a darn funny accent for a Scotsman”.

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