A married man was grocery shopping at his local supermarket when he noticed that a very attractive woman was waving at him.
She walked up to him and said, “Hello” with a smile.
The man was rather surprised by this, because he couldn’t place where he knew her from, so he replied, “I’m sorry, do you know me?”
The attractive woman replied, “Well, I think you are the father of one of my kids”.
Now this remark sent the man’s mind traveling back in time a few years to the only time that he had ever been unfaithful to his wife.
So, plucking up the courage to ask, he said to the woman, “Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my friends watching, while your partner whipped my butt with a stick of wet celery?”
The attractive woman looked into his eyes and said calmly, “No, I’m your son’s teacher”.
Well that was embarrassing! I’d love to know what shade of red the man’s face went…
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