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Amazingly Beautiful Girl

Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pxhere.com/en/photo/1571091A guy met this amazingly beautiful girl in a bar and asked her, “May I buy you a drink?”

“Okay”, she replied, “but it won’t do you any good”.

So the guy bought her a drink and they sat and chatted for a while, during which he just couldn’t take his eyes off her, she was absolutely gorgeous.

A little later, he asked her, “May I buy you another drink?”

“Okay”, she said again, “but it won’t do you any good”.

They chat some more, then he invited her to come up to his apartment.

The girl replied, “Okay, but you know it won’t do you any good”.

They got to his apartment, where he broke down and confessed, “You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I want you for my wife”.

“Oh, well that’s different”, the girl said, “send her in!”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pxhere.com/en/photo/1571091

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