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Amazing Steak

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A man had told all of his friends about the amazing steak that he had eaten at a downtown restaurant the day before. This steak was huge! It was cooked perfectly, it was the most tender and juicy steak that he had ever eaten.

So, a group of them decided to head down to the restaurant the following evening to see if was really as large and delicious as he was making it out to be.

The group was given a table in the back of the restaurant.

After looking over the menu, they ordered and waited, hungrily, for their large, delicious pieces of gigantic steaks.

To their collective disappointment, the waiter brought out some of the smallest steaks that they had ever seen.

“Excuse me”, the very embarrassed man said to the waiter. “Yesterday when I came down here you served me a BIG, juicy, steak. Today, though, when I have my friends invited, you serve small miniature steaks! What is the meaning of this?”

“Yes, sir”, replied the waiter, “I can explain. You see, yesterday you were sitting by the window.”

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