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Always Wear Your Seat Belt

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There are good reasons why you should always wear your seat belt while driving. I bet this is one that you didn’t think of…

An old rancher in Montana hates wearing a seat belt, but one day he is driving on the highway with his wife and sees a state police patrol car behind him.

He says to his wife, “Quick, take the wheel! I gotta put my seat belt on!”

So she does, and right then the patrolman pulls them over.

He walks up to the car and says, “Say, I noticed you weren’t wearing your seat belt.”

The rancher says, “I was too, but you don’t have to take my word for it. My wife here is a good Christian woman, ask her. She’ll tell you the truth. She doesn’t lie about anything.”

The cop says to the wife, “So? How about it, ma’am?”

And the wife says: “I’ve been married to Buck for twenty years, officer, and one thing I’ve learned in all that time is this, you never argue with him when he’s drunk.”

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