A porter who was loaded down with suitcases, followed a married couple to the airline check-in counter.
As they approached the counter, the husband glanced at the pile of luggage and said to his wife, “Why didn’t you bring the piano, too?”
“Are you trying to be funny?” his wife replied.
“No,” he sighed forlornly. “I left the tickets on it.”
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