A porter who was loaded down with suitcases, followed a married couple to the airline check-in counter at the airport.
As they approached the check-in counter, the husband glanced at the pile of luggage and said to his wife, “Why didn’t you bring the piano, too?”
“Are you trying to be funny?” his wife replied.
“No,” her husband sighed forlornly. “I left the tickets on it.”
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