The Emergency Operator takes a call from a very agitated young man, who practically yells down the phone “Send help fast! Her contractions have started. The baby’s coming hurry, hurry!”
The operator says, “Sir, please calm down. I have to get some information.”
“Ok, Ok”, shouts the young man, trying to sound less agitated, “please just hurry!”
“That’s better”, says the operator. “Tell me now, is this her first child?”
“No, you idiot!” the man screams, “This is her husband!”
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