Afternoon Quickie

A businessman and his secretary, who were overcome by passion, went to his house for an early afternoon quickie.

“Don’t worry”, he assures her, my wife is out of town on a business trip, so there’s no risk of us getting caught.

As one thing leads to another, the secretary reaches into her purse and suddenly gasps, “We have to stop! I forgot to bring birth control!”

“No problem”, the businessman replies, “I’ll just get my wife’s diaphragm”.

After a few minutes of searching, he returns to the bedroom in a fury.

“That witch!” he exclaims. “She took it with her! I always knew she didn’t trust me!”

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