This is a story about a newly married couple who returned to their house after their honeymoon. You married men out there can probably all identify with the husband in this story. I know I can.
They hadn’t been home very long when the husband asked his new wife, “Do you fancy going upstairs and having a shag?”
“Shhh!” his wife said. “You know the walls are paper thin, all the neighbours will know what we’re about to do”.
She thought for a minute, seeing the disappointed look on her husband’s face and truth be known, feeling rather horny herself.
Then she had an idea and said, “In the future, we’ll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking me if I have you left the washing machine door open instead?”
So, the following night when they went up to bed, the husband asked her, “I don’t suppose you left the washing machine door open did you?”
“No, I definitely shut it”, replied his wife, who rolled over and went to sleep.
When she woke up a few hours later, however, she was feeling a little randy herself and she nudged her husband and said she did think she did leave the washing machine door open after all and asked him if he would you like to do some washing.
“No thanks”, her husband replied, “it was only a small load and I’ve done it by hand”.
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