A young man was lying in bed in the hospital after his operation, with an oxygen mask over his mouth.
A young nurse appeared and explained to him that she was there to sponge his hands and feet.
“Nurse”, he mumbled from behind the mask, are my testicles black?”
Embarrassed, the young nurse replied, “I don’t know, I’m only here to wash your hands and feet”
The young man struggled again to ask, “Nurse, are my testicles black?”
Finally, she pulled back the covers, raised his gown, held his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and took a close look. She said to the young man, “There’s nothing wrong with them!”
Finally, the man pulled off his oxygen mask and replied, “That was very nice but, are my TEST RESULTS back?”
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