A young man is lying in bed in the hospital after his operation, with an oxygen mask over his mouth.
A young nurse appears, and explains to him that she is there to sponge his hands and feet.
“Nurse”, he mumbles from behind the mask, are my testicles black?”
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, I’m only here to wash your hands and feet”
He struggles again to ask, “Nurse, are my testicles black?”
Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and says, “There’s nothing wrong with them!”
Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, “That was very nice but, are…my…TEST RESULTS…back?”