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After An Evening Out

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A wife came home one night very late, after an evening out, where she had been drinking and dining with some of her friends.

She got our of the taxi that had given her a ride home and quietly approached the house.

She then opened the front door, took her coat off and kicked of her shoes.

As quietly as she could, she tiptoed upstairs and slowly opened the door to her bedroom.

Much to her horror and disgust, from under the blankets, she could see four legs instead of two.

In a fit of rage she reached for her husband’s baseball bat and started hitting the blankets as hard as she could.

After 5 minutes of fierce beating, she left the covered bodies groaning and went downstairs to the kitchen to get a drink and calm her rage.

As she entered the kitchen, to her great surprise she saw her husband reading a book at the dining table.

“Hi darling”, he said, “Did you have a good evening out with your friends? Your parents have come to visit and I let them sleep in our bedroom. Did you say hello?”

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