So, we got dressed and rushed to the emergency room.
They examined him and performed some tests to determine the source of the pain.
My husband decided not to have me call in sick for him until we knew what was wrong.
When the results came back, the nurse informed us that, “true to our suspicions”, he was suffering from a kidney stone.
I turned to my husband and asked, “Would you like me to call the funeral home now?”
With a shocked look on her face, the nurse turned to me and snapped, “Honey, he’s not that sick!”
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