A woman walked into a saloon in a small Western township and sat down next to a cowboy.
She asked him, “Say Mister, are you a REAL cowboy?”
He replied, “Well, Mam, I brand calves, I rope steers, I mend fences, ride the range. I also think about cows a lot of the time. Yep, I guess I’m a real cowboy alright”.
The woman replied, “I’m a lesbian. I think about women all day, all evening, all the time. I think about making love with women pretty much non stop”.
The two of them sat there sipping their beers for a while, then, a man walked in and sat down on the other side of the cowboy.
He leaned over towards the cowboy and said, “Are you a REAL cowboy?”
The cowboy paused for a minute and responded, “Well, I thought I was, but I just found out that I’m really a lesbian”.
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