A woman goes to the dentist for a checkup.
He calls her into the room with all the machinery and gadgets, or the “torture chamber” as I like to call it, sits her down in the dentist chair and begins the checkup.
After the dentist has through examined her, he says “I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to perform a root canal”.
“Ooooohhhh no”, says the woman, “I think I would rather have a baby!”
“Well make up your mind which you want”, the dentist said, “I will have to adjust the chair”.
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