The week flew by and they all had a great time.
After they returned home and the men went back to work, they sat around at break and discussed their vacation.
The first guy said to his friends, “I don’t think I will ever do that again! My old lady keeps dreaming of being in the casino. Ever since we got back home, all night long she flings her arms and hollers, ‘7 come 11’ and I haven’t had a wink of sleep!”
The second guy says “I know what you mean… my old lady played black jack the whole time we were there, and she slaps the bed all night and hollers ‘hit me light or hit me hard’. I haven’t had a wink of sleep either!”
The third guy says “You guys think you have it bad! My old lady played the slot machines the whole time we were there, and I wake up each morning with a sore dick and a butt full of quarters”.
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