The Rabbi asked, “What’s wrong?”
The man replied, “My wife is poisoning me.”
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, “How can that be? Surely you must be mistaken?”
The man then pleads, “I’m telling you Rabbi, I’m certain she’s poisoning me, what should I do?”
The Rabbi then offers, “Tell you what. Let me talk to her. I’ll see what I can find out and I’ll let you know.”
A week later, the Rabbi calls the man and says, “I spoke to your wife on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?”
The man said, “Yes”.
The Rabbi replied, “Take the poison”.
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