A man paid a visit to the doctor and told him, “Doctor, Doctor please you have to help me. I just can’t stop having sex!”
“Well how often do you have sex?” the doctor asked him.
“Twice a day I have sex with my wife, twice a day”, the man answers.
“That’s not too excessiveh”, the doctor replied.
“Yes Doctor, but thats not all. Twice a day I also have sex with my secretary, twice a day”, the man said.
“Well that is probably a little bit excessive”, the doctor said.
“Yes doctor”, the man said, “but thats not everything. Twice a day I also have sex with a prostitute, twice a day”, the man said.
“Well I never, that is definitely to much”, the doctor repied. “You have got to learn to take yourself in hand”.
“I do Doctor, I do”, the man answered, “twice a day!”
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