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A Visit To The Doctor

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A man paid a visit to the doctor and told him, “Doctor, Doctor please you have to help me. I just can’t stop having sex!”

“Well how often do you have sex?” the doctor asked him.

“Twice a day I have sex with my wife, twice a day”, the man answers.

“That’s not too excessiveh”, the doctor replied.

“Yes Doctor, but thats not all. Twice a day I also have sex with my secretary, twice a day”, the man said.

“Well that is probably a little bit excessive”, the doctor said.

“Yes doctor”, the man said, “but thats not everything. Twice a day I also have sex with a prostitute, twice a day”, the man said.

“Well I never, that is definitely to much”, the doctor repied. “You have got to learn to take yourself in hand”.

“I do Doctor, I do”, the man answered, “twice a day!”


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