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A Visit To Germany

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A man decided to go on a visit to Germany, to visit his brother who was stationed in a military base there.

He assumed that most Germans would speak English, but found that many people still spoke only their native tongue, including the ticket inspector on the train that he was on.

The ticket inspector punched the mans ticket, then chatted cordially for a bit, making gestures like a windmill.

The man simply nodded from time to time to show him that he was interested.

When the ticket inspector had gone, an American woman who was in the same compartment and who had been listening to the conversation, leaned forward and asked the man if he spoke German.

“No I don’t”, he confessed to her.

“Well that explains it”, she said.

“Explains what?”, the man asked her.

She replied, “It explains why you didn’t bat an eyelid when he told you that you were on the wrong train”.

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