Can you imagine sending out a thousand Valentines Day cards? Here’s a Valentines Day story for you, it’s a good one…
A man walked into a post office one day and was surprised to see a middle-aged, balding man, standing at the counter, methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes that had hearts all over them.
The balding man then took out a perfume bottle and started spraying them all.
His curiosity was getting the better of him, so he went up to the balding man and asked him what he was doing.
The man replied, “I’m sending out a thousand Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?'”
“But why are you doing that?” asked the man.
“I’m a divorce lawyer”.
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