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A Thousand Valentines Day Cards

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A man walks into a post office one day, and is surprised to see a middle-aged, balding man, standing at the counter, methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes that have hearts all over them.

The balding man then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying them all.

His curiosity getting the better of him, so he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.

The man says, “I’m sending out a thousand Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?'”

“But why are you doing that?” asks the man.

“I’m a divorce lawyer.”


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