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A Teenage Girl’s Confession

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A teenage girl, complete with fake tan, eyelashes and eyebrows, went to church, knelt in the confessional box and said, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned”.

“What is it, my child?” the priest answered.

The teenage girl said, “Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am”.

The priest turned, took a good look at the girl and said, “My dear, I have good news for you. What you are doing isn’t a sin, it’s only a mistake”.


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