A salesman dropped in to see one of his customers.
To his surprise, not a soul was in the office, except for a big German Shepherd who was emptying wastebaskets.
The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks with him.
The dog looked up at the salesman and said, “Don’t be surprised. This is part of my job”.
“Incredible!” the man replied. “I can’t believe it! I’m going to tell your boss what a prize he has in you. An animal that can talk!”
“No, no”, pleaded the dog. “Please don’t! If that man finds out I can talk, he will make me answer the phone as well!”