A priest decided to play a round of golf one Sunday, after he had given the mass.
He was standing halfway down the first fairway, waiting to take his second shot, when he heard someone call out “FORE!”.
Well the next thing you know, a ball slammed into the priest’s back.
The golfer who had struck the ball and hit the priest quickly rushed over to offer his apologies.
When the priest assured him that he was all right, the man had a thought and smiled.
He turned and said to the priest, “You know Father, I have been playing this game for forty years and now I can finally tell my friends that I’ve hit my first hol-y-one!”
Yes it is a bit of a groaner I know, but you hopefully haven’t heard it before, so be grateful, it’s not always easy to come up with fresh golf stories. Good enough to share?
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