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A Real Woman Is A Man’s Best Friend

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A real woman is a man’s best friend.

This is my inspirational thought for the day and it’s absolutely correct if you stop and think about it.

A real woman will never stand him up and never let him down.

A real woman will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.

A real woman will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

A real woman will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

A real woman will make sure he always feels as though he’s the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible.

No wait… Sorry… I’m thinking of whisky. It’s whisky that does all that stuff.

Never mind. Just ignore me, my brain is rambling again. Must be the whisky talking…


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