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A Rather Large Family

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Dolores was a really fertile woman and as a result she ended up with a rather large family.

It seemed to everyone that every time she so much as engaged in a frolic with her husband, she became pregnant.

It wasn’t just the number of pregnancies that she had, she also gave birth to twins and even triplets. There was no end to her family just growing and growing.

After just 10 years of marriage, Dolores had 13 children. Can you even begin to imagine?

Then, out of the blue, her husband died.

Not one to stay on her own for long, Dolores soon got married again and then had 7 more children with her second husband.

Sadly, he also died at a fairly young age.

Still not content to be alone, Dolores married again and she had another 5 children before her third husband also died.

Finally, Dolores also finally died.

At her funeral, standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.

He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, “Lord, they are finally together”.

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, “Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?”

The friend replied, “I think he means her legs”.

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