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A Rabbi And A Priest And A Car

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A priest and a rabbi presided over a church and a synagogue that were located across the street from each other.

Since their official schedules regularly coincided, they decided to club together to buy a car.

After the purchase, they drove it home and parked it on the street between their two locations.

A few minutes later, the rabbi looked out of the window and saw that the priest was sprinkling water on their new car.

It didn’t need a wash as they had just purchased it, so he hurried out and asked the priest what he was doing.

“I’m blessing it”, the priest replied.

The rabbi considered this for a few a minutes, then went back inside the synagogue.

He reappeared a moment later with a hacksaw, walked over to the back of the car and cut two inches off the tailpipe.

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