A preacher walked into a bar and called out to all the customers who were busily engaged supping on their beers, “Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up”.
Well, everybody in the bar stood up, except for a drunk who was standing over in the far corner.
The preacher looked at him and said, “My son, don’t you want to go to heaven when you die?”
The drunk looked at the preacher and replied, “Sure preacher, when I die. I thought you were taking a load up now!”
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