A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman, ” Can I have a gin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . tonic please?”
The barman goes ahead and serves him, then asks him, “Why the large pause?”
Polar Bear says, “I don’t know, I’ve always had them!”
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