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A Pig Walked Into A Bar

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A pig walked into a bar and asked, “Do you serve root beer?”

The bartender said he did.

“I’d like one, please,” the pig said.

After the pig had finished, he asked to use the restroom.

After the pig left, another pig came in and asked for two root beers. This pig then asked for the restroom just like the first one had.

Two more pigs came in. One ordered three root beers and the other ordered four root beers.

They too asked to use the restroom.

When a fifth pig came in, the bartender said, “Let me guess, you want five root beers.”

The pig was shocked. “Why, yes. Yes, I would like five root beers, thank you very much.”

When he was done, the pig started to walk out of the bar.

The bartender was confused. “Don’t you want to use the restroom like the other four pigs did?”

“No thanks, I’m the fifth little piggy. I go wee wee wee all the way home.”

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