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A Piano For Her Birthday

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Seamus bought his wife a piano for her birthday.

A few weeks later, his friend Murphy asked how she was doing with it.

“Oh the piano”, Seamus replied, “I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet”.

“A clarinet! How come?” Murphy asked.

“It’s all on account of my health”, Seamus replied.

“Your health?” Murphy asked. “How can your wife playing the piano affect your health?”

“Well”, Seamus answered, “the truth is Murphy, it wasn’t her playing the piano that was the problem. But with a clarinet she can’t sing”.

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