“Yes I do, as a matter of fact” replied the beautiful young woman. “But go ahead, as I’m sure you’re going to ask me anyway…” she added.
“OK,” said the shy, drunken, innocent young man, “How many men have you slept with?”
“That’s my business!” snapped the young woman.
“Oh, cool!” said the young man. “I didn’t realize you made a living at it!”
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