Two work colleagues sat down for lunch one day in the office cafeteria and started chatting as you do.
“Hey, whatever happened to Pete who works in payroll?” one asked, “I haven’t seen him in a while”.
“Well, I heard he got this hare-brained notion that he was going to build a new kind of car”, his co-worker replied.
“How was he going to do it?” the first one asked.
“Well”, his co-worker replied, “he took an engine from a Pontiac, tires from a Chevy, seats from a Lincoln, hubcaps from a Caddy and… well, you get the idea”.
“So what did he end up with?”, the first one asked, curiously.
“Ten years in prison”.
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