Two guys sat down for lunch one day in the office cafeteria.

“Hey, whatever happened to Pete in payroll?” one asked, “I haven’t seen him in a while”.

“He got this hare-brained notion that he was going to build a new kind of car.” his co-worker replied.

“How was he going to do it?”, the first one asked.

Well, his co-worker replied, “He took an engine from a Pontiac, tires from a Chevy, seats from a Lincoln, hubcaps from a Caddy and, well, you get the idea.”

“So what did he end up with?”, the first one asked.

“Ten years in prison.”

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