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A Near Death Experience

Image Copyright Tony Payne 2018

Last Monday I had a near death experience that has changed me forever.

I ventured to do something that I had never done before, I went horseback riding.

Well, my ride all started ok, and everything was going fine, until the horse suddenly starts bouncing out of control.

I tried with all my might to hang on, but was thrown off.

That’s not the end of it though, because just when things could not possibly get worse, my foot got caught in the stirrup.

When this happened, I fell head first to the ground.

My head continued to bounce harder, and the horse did not stop, or even slow down.

Just as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Walmart manager came and unplugged it.

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