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A Mighty Swing

Image used under a Collective Commons License from:,_Nebraska._14th_Hole_of_the_Indian_Trails_Golf_Course.jpgA golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing, and hit his ball into a clump of trees.

He found his ball, and saw an opening between two trees that he thought he could hit through.

Taking out his 3 wood, he took another mighty swing…

The ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead, and killed him outright.

A few minutes larer, as he approached the gates of Heaven, Saint Peter saw him coming and asked him, “Are you a good golfer,”

The man replied, “Got here in two, didn’t I?”

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