A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing, and hit his ball into a clump of trees.
He found his ball, and saw an opening between two trees that he thought he could hit through.
Taking out his 3 wood, he took another mighty swing…
The ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead, and killed him outright.
A few minutes larer, as he approached the gates of Heaven, Saint Peter saw him coming and asked him, “Are you a good golfer,”
The man replied, “Got here in two, didn’t I?”
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