A man went to see his doctor and told him that he wasn’t able to do all the things that he used to do around the house.
The doctor gave the man a physical examination and when the examination was over, the man said to the doctor, “I’d like you to tell me what’s wrong with me, but I want it in plain English”.
“Well”, the doctor replied, “in plain English, all that’s wrong with you is that you are nothing other than a lazy old fart!”
“Thank you doctor”, the man said. “Now please can you give me the medical term, so I can tell my wife!”
I think many of us men think like that when they reach a certain age. Hands up if that includes you.
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