So a man went into a pub and he had a small salamander perched on his shouder.
As the man walked up to the bar, the bartender took a good look at him and said, “wow that’s an interesting pet you have there, what’s his name?”
The man replied, “He’s called ‘Tiny'”.
“That’s an unusual name”, the bartender replied, “what made you decide to call him Tiny?”
The man replied, “because he’s my-newt!”
Yes it’s a bad one, a real groaner, but you laughed didn’t you? Go on admit it… Has to be a good one to share – go on make someone else groan today!
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