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A Man Went Into A Pet Shop To Buy A Parrot

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A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. Yes it’s one of those jokes I’m afraid, but bear with us and you will enjoy it. Come on, everybody loves a bad parrot joke!

So, the pet shop owner pointed to three identical looking parrots on a perch and said to the man, “The parrot on the left costs $500”.

“Why does that parrot cost so much”, the man asked. “That’s an awful lot of money to pay for a parrot!”

The pet shop owner replied, “Well, that parrot knows how to use a computer, that’s what makes it such an expensive bird”.

The man then asked about the parrot that was on the right of the perch.

The pet shop owner told him that this parrot cost $1,000, because it can do everything the other parrot can do, plus it’s an expert in the Linux operating system.

As you might expect, the man was curious as to the middle parrot on the perch and asked the shop owner about it.

The pet shop owner said that the middle parrot cost $2,000.

Needless to say, the man felt that he had to ask the question, “What can it do?”

The pet shop owner replied, “To be honest, I have never seen this bird do a thing, but the other two call him boss!”

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