A man walks into bar with an ostrich walking along behind him and as he sits down on a bar stool, a small cat jumps up on the stool beside him.
The bartender comes over and asks what they would both like to drink.
The man says, “I’ll have a beer please” and he turns to the ostrich and says, “What’s yours?”
“I’ll have a beer too” replied the ostrich.
The cat added, “I’ll have a half pint of beer, but I’m not paying for it””
The bartender poured their beers and said to the man “That will be $6.40 please”.
The man reached into his pocket and pulled out exact change for payment.
The next day, the man, ostrich and cat came into the bar again.
The man said “I’ll have a beer please barman”.
The ostrich said “I’ll have the same please”.
The cat added “I’ll have a half glass of beer but I’m not paying for it””
Once again the man reached into his pocket and paid with the exact change.
This became a daily routine, until late one evening, the trio entered the bar again.
“The usual?” the bartender asked.
“Well, it’s close to last call, so I’ll have a large scotch” the man said.
“Same for me” the ostrich replied.
“I’ll have a small scotch but I’m not paying for it” the cat added.
“That will be $7.20” the bartender said.
Once again the man pulled the exact change out of his pocket and placed it on the bar.
The bartender couldn’t hold back his curiosity any longer.
“Excuse me sir”, he said to the man. “How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?”
“Well”, the man replied, “several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes”.
The man continued, “My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there”.
“That’s brilliant!” the bartender replied. “Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you will always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!”
“That’s right”, said the man. “Whether it’s a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there”, he added.
The bartender then asked him “One other thing, sir, what’s with the ostrich and the cat?”
The man replied “Well, my second wish was for a chick with long legs and a tight pussy”.
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