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A Man Walks Into A Bar With A Dog

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So a man walks into a bar with a small dog on a leash.

The bartender sees him and calls out, “Hey! You can’t bring a dog into a bar. Get out of here!”

The man walks up to the bar and says to the bartender, “But sir, this isn’t just any dog, you see this dog can play the piano!”

“Oh pull the other one”, the bartender replies.

“No seriously”, the man said, “this dog can really play the piano”.

“Well, if he can play that piano”, the bartender said, pointing to a piano in the corner of the bar, “you both can stay and have a drink on the house”.

So, the man sits the dog down on the piano stool and the dog immediately starts playing the piano.

He plays some Ragtime, then some Mozart and the bartender and patrons are absolutely amazed and thoroughly enjoying the music.

Suddenly, a bigger dog runs into the bar, grabs the small dog by the scruff of the neck and drags him outside.

The audience and bartender are in shock at what just happened.

The bartender asks the the man, “What was that all about?”

The man replies, “Oh, that was his mother. She wanted him to be a dentist”.

Sorry, it’s a bad joke but a good bad joke if you know what I mean. As soon as you got to man, dog and bar you should have been wary and by the time you got to piano, well… But we hope you got a laugh out of it all the same. It’s worth sharing hopefully.

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