A man picked up a young woman in a bar and after a few drinks he persuaded her to come back to his hotel room.
As you might assume, once they got to the hotel room, a heavy “rumpy-pumpy” session followed.
When they were relaxing afterwards, he asked her, “Am I the first man you ever made love to?”
She looked at him thoughtfully for a second before replying.
“You might be”, she said, “your face looks vaguely familiar”.
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