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A Man Picked Up A Young Woman In A Bar

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A man was out looking for a date and picked up a young woman in a bar.

They got talking, hit it off and after a few drinks he persuaded her to come back to his hotel room with hm.

They walked arm in arm to his hotel, which was only a short distance away from the bar, and as you might assume, once they got to his hotel room, the inevitable “rumpy-pumpy” session followed.

When they were lying there in bed afterwards, the man asked her, “Am I the first man you ever made love to?”

The young woman looked at him thoughtfully for a second before replying.

“You might be”, she said, “your face does look vaguely familiar”.

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