One day, while out on the golf course playing a round of golf with his wife, the husband said, “Honey, I have a confession to make. It’s been on my mind for a while now to be honest with you. Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me”.
His wife was hurt but said, “Dearest, those days are long gone. What we have now is far more valuable. I forgive you”.
They embraced and kissed.
On the seventeenth tee, the husband was starting his back swing when the wife blurted out, “I’m sorry darling, I’ve been so conscience stricken since you told me that you had an affair, but since we are being honest with each other, I have something to tell you also”.
The wife continued. “Fifty-two years ago I had a sex change operation, I was a man before I met you. I hope you can forgive me”.
Her husband froze at the top of his back swing, then threw a fit! Not just a minor fit you understand, but more of a total hissy-fit, befitting a three year old toddler.
He slammed the driver into the ground, kicked the ball into the woods, stormed off the tee, pushed the golf cart over on its side, broke the rest of his clubs one by one, then started on hers as well.
He screamed and ranted, “You liar! You cheat! You despicable deceiver! How could you?”
He continued his rant at her, after a few minutes of jumpng up and down, stamping his feet like a toddler.
“I trusted you with all my heart and soul. And, for all these years, you have been playing off the ladies tees?!”
Well, I guess when it comes to golf, some things are sacred.
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