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A Game Of Golf On Christmas Day

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Have you ever woken up on Christmas morning and really fancied a game of golf on Christmas Day?

One fine early December morning in South Florida, four good friends were out on the golf course playing their regular weekly game of golf.

One of them remarked to the others how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument, go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round of golf.

His buddies all chimed in and said, “That’s a brilliant idea Frank, let’s do it! We’ll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning”.

Several weeks later, that special Christmas morning arrived and there they all were on the golf course as planned.

The first of the group said, “Boy this game of golf on Christmas Day has cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can’t take her eyes off it”.

The second of the group of friends said, “This has cost me a small fortune too. My wife is at home planning the cruise that I gave her. When I left the house she was up to her eyeballs in brochures for cruises”.

The third of them added, “Well, my wife is at home admiring her new car. I left her busy reading the manual”.

The three of them all turned to the last one in the group, who was staring at them like they had lost their minds.

“I can’t believe you all went to such expense for this golf game”, he said. “I woke up, I slapped my wife on the butt and said, ‘Well babe, Merry Christmas! It’s a great morning isn’t it. So what’s it to be, is it intercourse or the golf course?'”.

He added, “She said take a sweater honey, it’s a bit cool this morning”.

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