Here is a fun test to reveal your personality. It’s a simple test that requires you to select a gift from a list and based on your choice, we will endeavour to interpret your personality.
Ok, are you ready to start?
Which gift would you like? To determine your personality, pick the gift you would most like to receive from the list below:
- Candy
- Flowers
- A sweet poem
- Sex
- Dinner and dancing
- A waffle iron
After you have made your choice, scroll down to find your personality…
CANDY
If you chose candy, it means that…
You are a sweet person who enjoys traditional gifts and hopefully likes to share.
-OR-
You are a selfish chocoholic who values a sugar high over everything, even true love.
FLOWERS
If you chose flowers, it means that…
You love the beauty of nature, the scent of flowers and appreciate this timeless romantic gesture.
-OR-
You get some twisted joy out of watching vegetation wither and die.
A SWEET POEM
If you chose a sweet poem, it means that…
You are a hopeless romantic, a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word.
-OR-
You are used to cheap gifts and like to pass yourself off as a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word.
SEX
If you chose sex, it means that…
You are a passionate soul, a free spirit who is not afraid to express your sexuality with another consenting adult and feel that the physical side of love can be meaningful and beautiful.
-OR-
Youaare a filthy degenerate who is no better than a rutting animal living solely for one carnal experience after another.
DINNER AND DANCING
If you chose dinner and dancing, it means that…
You enjoy the company of that special someone and the romantic setting of fine cuisine and candlelight.
-OR-
You are easy to please and probably willing to sell your body for food and a few quick turns around the dance floor.
WAFFLE IRON
If you chose waffle iron, it means that…
You are a practical person who believes in gifts that you can actually use.
-OR-
You have absolutely no idea of what gift giving is all about and probably have some sort of deviant sexual fetish involving kitchen appliances.
And The Result?
So what gift did you choose and does it match your personality?
Do we actually want to know what you chose? Should we be scared?
Please do leave us a comment to let us know what you think, especially if you have something humorous to add.
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